Well, I am finally fed up! Enough is enough. I’m sick and tired of having guy after guy come up to me and try to hit on me the wrong way in clubs. Do you think that grinding your cock up against me is going to get me to go home with you? Have your sleezy pickup lines been working for women in the past or are you just testing them out on me for the first time? Did you look at yourself before you left for the night?? What were you thinking with that shirt, and c’mon take it easy on the cologne.

Gentlemen, let me break it down to you. You suck at picking up girls. Hopefully this site will help you improve your skills and actually take home a few quality, intelligent women. Let me introduce myself: I’m 24, blond, and work as an accountant for a living downtown. I have a steady boyfriend, but still enjoy going out to clubs with my girls and picking up once in a while. But since I’m taken, it’s only worth the risk if I get a quality man hitting on me. So, I’m really just writing this site to vent my frustration, and hopefully help myself get laid.

Over the next few weeks, I will be going over:

A) What to wear to the club, and in particular what colognes to wear. Why do you guys wear such thick cologne??

B) What to say, and how to act around the girl you want to pick up.

C) And how to close the deal and take her (hopefully me) home.

Stick around, and learn something new.